Der Auslander: Call Me Tab Hunter -- Redux

Monday, April 24, 2006

Call Me Tab Hunter -- Redux

In an earlier post I posed the question, "What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this?"

9 times out of 10, when I bring a pack of this stuff to the checkout line, someone in line will say, "Tab® ... they still make that stuff?"

If you are a single male looking to meet a women between the ages of 30 and 55*, having a pack of this stuff in hand will get her to start the conversation.

More useless information you would not have or need were it not for the wonderful world of blogging!

* Conjecture valid only in USA.

Tab is a registered trademarks of the Coca Cola Company.

Always read the tiny print!

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christina said...: But really, how many single men are actually looking to meet women between 30 and 55? :-); 1:38 PM, April 25, 2006

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Call Me Tab Hunter -- Redux

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