Der Auslander: Paul Wellstone Mental Health & Addiction Equity Act

Friday, October 03, 2008

Paul Wellstone Mental Health & Addiction Equity Act

I kid you not ... this is the title of the Bailout bill, which passed the Senate yesterday, cleared the House today, and has already been signed by Prez Whatshisnameagain.

So you mortgaged your children today.

Don't wait for the Bankers to thank you, and no, you and your cherubs didn't even get kissed.

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Friday, October 03, 2008

Paul Wellstone Mental Health & Addiction Equity Act

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